Day 93 post-womb

Hi all.

The giants have driven me to a place called Phillip Island. Apparently
the fuzzy giant is a "natural left side of the road" driver. Last
night they took me to see a bunch of formally dressed birds -
peng-a-wings - come out of he sea to their night time homes. They were
really cute and I enjoyed it a lot.

On the way home, the giants stopped and were excitedly taking pictures
of "kangy-roos". From my car throne I could only see sky and tree
tops, but I am sure the pictures will turn out well.

I am currently relaxing by the sea. The breeze feels quite nice
against my bottom. The giants and I are staying with another giant
called "Miss Ivey" who I am am able to entertain with my smiles. The
giants are easily amused.

It is quite beautiful here, but it apparently the 60th anniversary of
a "super bike race" so things are quite busy.

One thing that I am very happy about is following my favourite band
around. They are playing all the classics like "crashing waves",
"gentle surf" and a new favourite - "waves in a cave: BOOM!"

Today we will try to meet new creatures. I have been practicing some
new sounds quite loudly, so I should be ready to communicate with
them.

Adieu until next time,
Alice

Re: Re: Day 86 post-womb

Dearest Gramps,

Since the last journey in the loud flying tube (which hurt my ears
this time!), the kitchen staff has stopped serving steamed milk.
Things are at a much more comfortable temperature, but the giants
continue to put me in my white capsule and push me over bumpy roads.
They would rattle the teeth out of my head if I had any. The parks are
quite a nice place for a meal and a nap. However the most exotic place
for a meal has been gliding over a rainforest in a gondola.

I hear in the itinerary there is a possibility of another boat ride.
I'll keep a close eye on the fuzzy giant and document any changes in
hue.

Today they took me to a famous market, only to discover that it is
closed today! Such sloppy prep work! Another visit has been
rescheduled for tomorrow. Some times I question my wisdom of signing
their long term employment contracts.

Well, I must sign off now, naps won't nap themselves.

Alice

Re: Day 86 post-womb

Dear Alice,

We all hope the two giants are treating you well.

I hear that if you make a lot of noise, you get a lot more of those yummy milk shakes. If the tall fuzzy giant gets too up tight, just give him a big grin and all will get better.

If the ceiling fan does not amuse the giant, get him to take you on another boat ride. Make sure you get a picture of his green face.

I have to go now, have a good trip.

Gramps

Day 86 post-womb

The pair of giants continue to take me to new places. Mostly they have
pushed me around in my rollable chair with the cover down so I do not
have to look at the unwashed masses. This latest place is warmer and I
have decided to call it Aliceland. It was a 4 hour flight from New
South Aliceton. I hear that there is another place here named after
me, but I won't make it there this trip.

Today was a new adventure where they took me on a boat out to sea. The
fuzzy giant turned a particular shade of green. I tried to cheer him
up with smiles and giggles but he just stared out the window while
alternating shades of green. That left me with only a staff of one to
get things done. Good help is so hard to find.

I hear tomorrow a trip to a mountain top via something called a "gone
da la". It sounds French so I don't care for it. The trip back will be
a more civilized train. Hopefully they will have a car just for me.

I continue to enjoy the entertainment system at my villa. The staff
refer to it as a "ceiling fan", but that does not do it justice in all
the joy it brings. I cannot wait to see what it will do tomorrow.

I now must retire to my green sleeping chamber for my eyes are heavy.

Cordially yours,
Alice