Tuesday 11 June 2013

From the desk of Alice - Safety Dance

My Dearest friends,

My situation has not changed too much in the past months. The Giants continue to slowly shrink and my locomotion continues to improve. I've recruited another ally who I've given the code name "Dolly". She has assisted me in trying to understanding The Giants methods by allowing me to practice "changing" her or placing her in the feeding chair. So far my research has not produced any insights into The Giant's master plan.

I've been drilling in the use of emergency slides. The Giants transport me to different "parks" where I practice various escapes. I don't know what emergency that The Giants are preparing me for, but based on their urgent encouragement at going down a slide, I can only assume that it's imminent.


I have taken up teaching dance. Since The Giants are new to it, I've been using a song The Giants refer to The Blue Danube. I prefer to refer to it as the more formal title of "Na na na na Na. Na na. Na na."

Between my drilling and teaching waltzing, I continue to do research in new technologies. Recently I came across a machine which would make it rain from the ground. I have not yet fully devised the internal workings, but I know that pushing a big red button on a stick activates it. Other than the obvious uses to create a rain powered hover car, I'm at a loss on what else this could be used for in day to day activities.

Alas, it is growing late and I must bid you farewell,
Yours always,
Alice