My Dearest Friends,
The weather grows cold since our last
correspondence. The trees have transformed their leaves into bright
colours and put them at a more reasonable level for me to play with
them. Often the Food Giant takes me outside and "blows bubbles" to amuse
herself. I must admit that the bubbles amuse me with their colours and
lead me to wonder if I could use it as part of my weather control
machine. More on that later.
The Giants continue to thwart my efforts at escape. They have added a
Debabyized Zone (DBZ) around the fireplace. The Fuzzy Giant refers to
it as the Go-Go Cage. I am not amused. I was hoping to use the chimney
as a route of escape since I learned of a fat man that regularly uses it
as a means of accessing residences.
The training of The Giants continues to progress. I have taught them
rudimentary hand signs for "finished", "milk" and "for the love of
diapers give me more meat". Unfortunately simple signs like "obtain 100 m
of copper wire for my weather control machine" continue to not be
understood. In order to fabricate the parts I need I was forced to take
apart my crib's mobile during one of my "naportunities", as The Giants
refer to it. Lamentably they discovered my modifications to the mobile
and confiscated it before I was able to complete my work.
I have been trying to recruit allies and grow support for my plans.
My two trusted lieutenants are Mr. Duckie and Bashful Beige Bunny, or "B
Cubed" as he's known on the street. They are quite loyal, but I fear
that they have beans for brains. I'll have to keep my master plan to
myself in order to guarantee success.
I've gained some tiny ivory knives, or "teeth" as The Giants refer
to them. Two center bottom and 2 top incisors, although the incisors
seem to have come and gone. I was using the bottom ones to mark the
passage of time on my crib rail until the giants added a wrapping to the
rail.
Another ability I've gained is a power of the Gods! I can control
light itself. One of the drawbacks currently is that one of The Giants
has has to hold me close to a electromagnetic radiation enabling lever
(The Giants prefer to use the obtuse name of "light switch") to operate
it.
Alas, I must say adieu. Until next time,
Yours dearly,
Alice
